Here’s the deal.
I’ve created this website for one simple purpose: to help you acquire a nice 10″x3″ (or 25.4×7.6 centimeters) magnetic bumper sticker that will announce to the world that you are, in fact, not a Republican.
Look At This Lovely Magnet.
Just look at it.
About
I’m Randy Walters – a Brown alum and musician.
I registered this domain a while back, but when I woke up on December 2, 2017 – the morning after the Republicans cursed us with their god-awful tax bill – I knew I had to actually do something with it.
So here you go.
(Yes, that’s an Actual Magnet being modeled by my old Dodge van, Mrs. Peel.)
Blog
We’ll talk later…
No time for love, Dr. Jones! Our embattled nation needs bumper magnets, and she needs them NOW.
Order
If you would like to order a magnet/magnets, simply click one of the blue links below. (You don’t even need a PayPal account.)
Be sure to include your shipping address and contact information. Please allow two weeks for production and delivery.
One I Am Not A Republican bumper magnet @ $15 via PayPal
Three I Am Not A Republican bumper magnets @ $30 via PayPal
Ten I Am Not A Republican bumper magnets @ $75 via PayPal
Twenty I Am Not A Republican bumper magnets @ $140 via PayPal
You can also pay via Venmo! Just click the following link, enter the proper amount, and pay @Randy-Walters-Cash … be sure to include your shipping address and contact information.
The cost of shipping within the continental USA is included. For other locations or different quantities, please contact us at orders@IAmNotARepublican.com
Milla the Wonder Kitty will personally monitor your order’s fulfillment progress every step of the way. She wishes you hope and good cheer during these challenging times, and points out that bumper magnets make wonderful holiday gifts.
They also (with certain notable exceptions) make the people driving behind you happy, too.